KING VIOLET: COME IN, COME IN! And POST-pare to be UN-MAZED by Math-MYTHICAL MAGIC and ENTER-SPLAINMENT!
Wanna see a nift-orrific trick? Which of the circles looks bigger to you…
If you said the one on the left… you were wrong! It sure does look that way, though, doesn’t it?
Actually, the circle on the RIGHT is more than four times the size of the one on the left!
Come into my pavilli-astle, and I, King Violet, will make you dizzy with chance-o-mathics and a-random-atic! You’ll never see the world of math the same, or differently, again! Come in, come in! And learn of the FAN-SPAZZLING WONDER-BULATIONS that came about by random chants!